everything is necessary
  • the good news
  • the bad news
  • the briefs
  • the verse
  • the view
  • the word
  • the man
{fiction}
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To Whom the Bell Tolls,

I think I am right for this job, therefore I am.

Yours truly,
Me
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COLM PLEATMAN
(555) WILL2BE
knightoffaith238@gmail.com
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EDUCATION

Self, birth to present


LANGUAGES

Florid English
Impenetrable French
Abtsruse German
Semiotics


WORK EXPERIENCE

None


SPECIAL SKILLS

Sitting quietly alone in a room
Prepared to die
Will to power
Consciousness of the absurd
Being


​PUBLICATIONS

None
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SELF-PUBLICATIONS

'Why', chalk on sidewalk, circa 1970.

'Because', own blood, circa 2010.


AWARDS

Declined


REFERENCES

The Other
1/22/2019
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