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Honest Network Slogans
CBS: Give up on life with us. NBC: Soulless with edge. FOX: A place for rage. ABC: Somehow dumber. HBO: Not porn, not not porn. AMC: You want bleak? We’ll give you bleak. Comedy Central: It’s a long way down. |
The CW: Now with more vampires! BET: Proudly dividing the African-American community against itself. PBS: Supported by viewers like you. And herein lies the problem. BBC: Not as good as you’d think. A&E: Watch people store their stuff while you work out. Lifetime: That’s how long it will feel like. |
MTV: Making people worse since 1981. Spike: Not Lee. Because you were totally thinking that. Syfy: Why being a nerd is sometimes purely a bad thing. TBS: You owe us for constantly playingGroundhog Day in your youth. VH1: Just take up drugs. Seriously. |
7/1/2013