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Not-So-Famous Quotes

‘Okay, but this better be the best goddamn apple I’ve ever had.’
                  - Adam

‘All I ever wanted was a pool table in the basement.’
                 - Genghis Khan, last                               words

‘You know what the best part is about being Tsar? I can do whatever I want, and no one can ever do anything about it.’
                 - Tsar Nicholas II, last-ish                       words

‘Look, the bottom line is that I can’t sell a ghost story set in Denmark, alright? Just take a couple of quaaludes and get me more of that hot man-on-bear action.’
                - Shakespeare’s agent

‘The Beatles? That’s stupid. Come on, guys! I thought we had agreed we were The Quarrymen, come what may. You know what? Forget you guys.’
                      - That other guy

‘I came, I saw, I should have brought a camera.’
                      - Julius Caesar

‘Either this wallpaper goes or oh my God the pain, the pain, I can’t breathe fuck fuck fuck oh God please please...’
                     - Oscar Wilde, among                             last words

‘We did the Ed Sullivan show. So can we do it again? Huh? Can we?’
                     - Jim Morrison

‘Okay, Terminator 3’s a wrap. What do you think - governor?’
                  - Arnold Schwarzenegger

‘Turn around? Like I’m gonna fall for that one. Just deal.’
                  - Wild Bill Hickok, last                            words

‘So you want me to argue...con?’
                  - William Jennings                                  Bryant

‘I swear to God, if I have to tell you little brats one more friggin time...’
                  - Medea

1/16/2015