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The First Rule of Ite Club

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​The first rule of bite club is we fairly evaluate all tapas restaurants in the greater metro area.

The first rule of height club is nobody gets called Tiny.

The first rule of night club is we pretend this isn't awkward.

The first rule of sight club is we brag about not being blind.

The first rule of kite club is this is a magical hobby.

The first rule of tight club is we don't call things cool.

The first rule of trite club is can't we talk about something more pleasant?

The first rule of light club is to carefully observe astronomical events.

The first rule of right club is morality is a relative concept.

The first rule of might club is you don't talk about right club.

The first rule of plight club is it's tough out there.