Things I'd Like To Ask Famous People Then Run Away
Dame Goodall! When will the apes rise?
Martin Sheen? It's a real pleasure. So does the tiger come from your side of the family?
Ms. Jolie? Did you put that vial of Billy Bob Thornton's blood in the potion you used on Brad Pitt?
Jon Stewart! You're my favorite stand-in for democratic discourse! Can you interview my father-in-law?
Monsieur Hollande? Don't you think Sarkozy should have been the one with the sex scandal?
Excuse me, Ms. Panetierre - should I know who you are?
I can't believe it! Katy Perry! How are you here? Did you get probation for murdering music?
Hey, you're Brian Williams, aren't you? Say, can I ask you something? How did you get your gig? Did the Ken doll ask for too much money?
Britney! BRITNEY! Has Kevin made his mark on the agreement yet?
Michael Douglas? Can you explain to my girlfriend why I can't go down on her?
Mr. Bieber! Mr. Bieber! Are you still a sensual virgin?
Wow, are you Carl Reiner? How long do you intend to live?
Mr. Boehner? Did I just mispronounce your name?
Hello! Is this Tobey Maguire's house? Oh you are? Would you like to buy a magazine subscription so I can take a trip to Italy?
Excuse me, are you Louisa May Alcott? Get in the time machine. [click] Get. In.